Xatu Can See The Future And Is Scared Of It – One entry simply stats “This odd Pokémon can see both the past and the future.” I would not use the word “odd” to describe a mythical creature who can actually see through time. I would also probably end the sentence with something like “Dear God, we must never anger this being.”
Bewear Will Crush You To Death With Its Hugs – Bears in real life are dangerous and can easily kill you. It seems in the Pokemon world this is true too. But unlike our bears, which will just bite and eat you, Bewear will actually hug you so hard you might die.
Spoink Will Die If It Ever Stops Bouncing – Life is hard for Spoink. So many things they can’t do. Though I think they could get a hug. Catch them in the air, hug for a moment and then slam them back down.
Whimsicott Will Sneak Into Your Home And Move Your Furniture – It will also leave behind cotton balls sometimes, which doesn’t seem like a great prank. I feel like I have cotton balls in my home, but I don’t remember buying them. They just exist. So maybe Whimsicott has already pranked me?
Stantler Pulls Santa’s Sleigh And Has Magical Antlers That Warp Reality – Imagine going out to hunt Pokemon and having to deal with deer that can create magical illusions, bears that will hug you to death and toads that will stab and poison you with deadly fingers. Hunting probably isn’t a popular hobby in the Pokemon universe.
It’s also worth reading the comments of these posts, particularly those of Pokemon superfan MegaBlastoise, who typically adds additional factoids and commentary.